I set my masculinity aside for a moment to visit , and sure enough, Ms. Winfrey says she'll during her show on Friday. , will be her guest. (I'm proud to say, despite Scoble's assumption, I knew neither of these facts before researching this story.)

Well, that makes sense. But if that's the news, and if Oprah's openly discussing it, then why is Williams being so secretive? Seems a little strange.

Then again, this could all be much ado about nothing. Stone could be on a standard business trip for some mundane meetings, and Williams could have hired a new nanny. Or purchased a new blender for his office. Hey, the start of unlimited round-the-clock smoothies would be tweet-worthy news for me.

Until the big cheese decides to uncloak the big secret, I guess the "big day" will just have to remain a big mystery. If it has anything to do with Oprah or Ashton Kutcher, though, it's going to be one big disappointment.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to go buy myself a big smoothie.