• Web-connected sonogram, plus insertable peripheral for in utero tweeting.

• DNA analysis calculates your likely death date. Everyone has a forehead tattoo: "Best by 2/17/2056"

• Reality TV show: He Said/She Said. All marital disputes are broadcast, with outcomes decided by American Idol-style voting. Bonus: Phone company kicks back a fraction of a cent for each incoming call.

• You too can become "Mayor" of The Lusty Lady. Free lap dance with every 30th check-in.

• Made a pile o' cash last year? No need to tweet your W-2. IRS e-Filings are now public.