"Please provide any other information, including information about other members of your family, that could suggest a conflict of interest or be a possible source of embarrassment to you, your family, or the President-Elect."

This last request isn't necessarily tech-related, but it sure could be. Have you considered all the crap your parents/siblings/children have on their social networking profiles? I'd say we all have some family member with something embarrassing online.

If you answered all those items without any red flags, I'm impressed. Now just get through the other 59, and maybe -- just maybe -- you've got a shot.

As for me, I'm in tip-top shape. Well, almost. I just need to go, uh, delete a few things, and I'll get right back to you.