That's right, I'll Ajax the crap out of your site. Nothing, and I mean nothing will be static. I'll pull your data asynchronously from every orifice of your server. Your clients will be SOOOOO impressed. What's more, I'll use jQuery to do it all!!!! Imagine the look on your shareholders faces when they view source and see that your site is calling jquery-min-1.3.js?!?! Oh, BTW, using jQuery costs extra ok, that magic dust don't come cheap.

Stokes adds, in giant blinking text: "I also do Twitter backgrounds."

Gartner analyst Brian Burke, who has a 23-year career in IT and as an analyst, at Stokes' home page. But come on, Brian, I think you're reaching too broadly here:

Noah is a great example of a 'Digital Native'. He is clearly not a younger version of us.