It wasn’t supposed to go down like this. The Macalope had other things to talk about. Like how funny RIM continues to be, and the guy who groused about iPad lines, and how Motorola promises the Xoom will be the real winner and…and…

And then PCWorld’s Katherine Noyes overturned a tanker truck full of stupid all over the information highway.

Put on your hazmat suits, kids. We’re going in.

The Macalope knows you’ll be just as shocked as he was to hear that Katherine . Which is to say not shocked at all. Indeed, any reaction would have been a truly shocking event.