This is the same Roger Kay who, , insisted that Mac viruses were on the rise and predicted that developers would eschew the App Store because of the 30 percent revenue sharing. Why we’re supposed to take him seriously about anything is anyone’s guess.

It’s also three years later and Roger’s is still rockin’ the same Yahoo SiteBuilder template he probably picked while listening to Alanis Morissette on his .

The Macalope is constantly amazed by how many of these analysts whose opinions we’re supposed to take seriously have Websites that betray their ’90s thinking. Of course people will pick the Microsoft tablet! Compatibility! A proven market leader! will never go out of style!

Will some IT shops buy these things? Sure. Probably. A lot of them still really hate their users. But a slightly faster crappy solution is still a crappy solution.