MACALOPE: Windows Live Messenger? Office Communicator? Any of these ring a bell?
WINOTAUR: Oh, ding-dong! FaceTime! Ding-dong! iChat!
MACALOPE: .
WINOTAUR: Face it, this is that makes Microsoft the leader in VoiP. We own the market now. Because we just bought it. See how that works?
MACALOPE: Seriously? You don’t get the idea that Google and Facebook are rupturing internal organs laughing over this? You just spent $8.5 billion to stay relevant.