Seems like it's been forever since we had a trumped-up Apple scandal. Where by "forever" the Macalope means "six months or so." OK, "last week."
Remember Antennagate? Man, those were good times. People were actually saying that . Quick! Before it's too late and you sell a bazillion of them!
And then there was Glassgate and a whole bunch of mini-gates that all amounted to, uh, let's see, multiply by six... carry the two... and that gives us...
Nothing.