The Macalope Weekly: Baloney. It's what's for lunch.

24.03.2012
Apple's pulled off another successful product launch. You know what that means! Time to try to trash it! Quick, to the baloneymobile! And if you like baloney, you're going to love the new iPhone rumor.

Seems like it's been forever since we had a trumped-up Apple scandal. Where by "forever" the Macalope means "six months or so." OK, "last week."

Remember Antennagate? Man, those were good times. People were actually saying that . Quick! Before it's too late and you sell a bazillion of them!

And then there was Glassgate and a whole bunch of mini-gates that all amounted to, uh, let's see, multiply by six... carry the two... and that gives us...

Nothing.