As we said in our earlier FCC filing, our goal is an Internet policy framework that ensures openness and accountability, and incorporates specific FCC authority, while maintaining investment and innovation.

Hey! The Macalope thinks he just won telecom industry buzzword bingo! At any rate, the FCC says it doesn’t care if Google greases some palms at Verizon, because —plus it’s .

Truth be told, the brown and furry one doesn’t really think Google’s the next Microsoft any more than Apple is. No, he believes that each capitalist entity is its own beautiful flower, distinct unto itself.

Wait, the Venus fly trap is a flower, right?