Sadly, Apple’s lucky numbers this week seem to be imaginary numbers (“You will face great challenges! Your lucky numbers are the square root of anything negative!”).

Just after Forrester gave iOS a shot in the arm, hackers unveiled a jailbreak method based on and totally ruin your saved Angry Birds game.

Awk-ward.

Well, OK. It’s not like there haven’t been before. And, really, one Forrester white paper isn’t enough to make corporate IT managers drop 25 years of anti-Apple bias. But the timing is reminiscent of finally getting that girl you’ve been chasing to go on a date with you—and then getting seated in a restaurant right next to your ex.

Not that the horny one knows what that’s like.