It's her!

IT security pilot fish detects an employee accessing pornographic Web sites and calls the user's manager -- it's cause for automatic termination at this company. As usual, fish prints out samples from the site so the manager knows the employee isn't being targeted unfairly. But there's no doubt when the manager sees the pictures: "Yup, that's her," he says. Sighs stunned fish, "The employee was posting pictures of herself on the Web site. So much for pleading, 'I went to this site in error.' "

Rat race

Our optical mice are controlling other users' computers, user tells pilot fish. That can't be, says fish, but user is adamant and finally suggests, "I guess we should have purchased the laser mice instead." Wait, asks fish, is there a wire attached to the mouse? No. Turns out the boss found a sale on wireless optical mice and bought them for five department admins who sit next to each other. Reports fish, "I changed the frequencies of the mice, and the users were very happy."

Shhhh!