Remains of the Day: iPad for president!

Does the president have to borrow computers wherever he goes? Will the iPhone 5 launch with shiny new features this fall? Can you still get a WWDC ticket? Will the remainders for Tuesday, March 29, 2011 answer all of these questions? Will the rhetorical questions never stop?


Yes, the President of the United States not only has an iPad, he has . I'll give you a minute to put the shattered pieces of your mind back together again.


If it's spring, then iPhone rumors must be in season. TechCrunch suggests that a new iPhone may debut in the fall using the 4G LTE standard, and that iOS 5 may make broad use of the artificial intelligence technology Apple acquired when . We just got one step closer to having phones that will make us sandwiches, people.