(You didn't hear it from me, by the way, but there is one offer floating around out there: . Hey, crazier things have happened.)

Honestly, I think the best outcome we can hope for at this point would be to have Yahoo step forward and take Myspace under its wing. Think about it: If Myspace became part of the Yahoo family, at least we could rest easy knowing it'd be .

For the , it's time to move on.

JR Raphael is a PCWorld contributing editor and the co-founder of geek-humor site . You can find him on both and .