. Sony's slogan "make.believe" will no longer apply to network security.
. Let me guess: Free personal info about other players?
5/14/11
. On the plus side, 40 thieves seem delighted.
. I'm still looking for a reasonably priced iPad 2 embedded in a 36-foot yacht.
. Diva enthusiasts hope to learn how to grow meat dresses.
5/15/11
. House counters with a bill banning cutesy acronyms.
. Isn't that just another term for "employees' cubicles"?
5/16/11
I hope they aren't talking on their phones while flying...
. Assuming that your job will involve flinging birds at pigs.
. Ruse begins "Greetings. I am Alan Greenspan, former chairman of US Fed..."
. I wonder if anyone has a patent on patent lawsuits.
5/17/11
We'll be notifying PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Androids).
. Alert me when they add homebrew beer to the equation.
. Want to really scare users? Threaten to revert to Vista.
. Goal, we suspect, was to shift attention away from the coffee.
. We recommend living in Seattle for a week as a simulation first.
5/18/11
. We hope he'll get his own free trial.
. British must immediately stop calling them "biscuits."
. Kid should be thankful she wasn't named "Poke."
5/19/11
. "We never should have abandoned nepotism," says some guy named Kim.
Better, we assume, than exposing your Facebook privates list.
. Plans to look up old girlfriend "in the cloud."
. Politburo vs. Gang of Four is sure to be a hit.
. May also be used as a flotation device in case of a water landing.
5/20/11
. Does this mean that the rumored "Bachelor iPad" may be released after all?
. Citing principled interests in free speech, free booty?
. The Brotherhood of Longshoremen & Geniuses is a natural.
. Expansion to 25/8 support is based on an idea from Spinal Tap.
. Especially if most of it is on the ground next to you.
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