Remains of the Day: Dance party

12.07.2012
Apple does the corporate recruiting dance, one NBA player taps his way to a new salary, and nobody puts Woz in a corner. The remainders for Wednesday, July 11, 2012 are cutting a rug.

(9to5Mac)

Straight out of Cupertino, it's a corporate recruiting video for Apple. If you've ever wondered whether or not you could work at Apple, this video really boils it down to one question: Can you withstand Apple HR chief Joel Podolny's unnerving, unblinking stare?

(Twitter)

NBA player Deron Williams signed his $98 million contract with the Brooklyn Nets on an iPad. Naturally, we presume Apple takes 30 percent.

(Washington City Paper)

Apparently invited to see Mike Daisey re-kick off his one-man show about Apple. Steve Wozniak--the man, the myth, the Segway-polo-playing legend--will join Daisey for a Q&A after the August 4 show. Surely I can't be the only one hoping that they will clear the stage for .

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