Well, enough accolades, already. Aside from the usual spinoffs and plush toys, where do these revenge-seeking avians go from here? And is there a potential for backlash from a weary fan base? Here's how the Angry Birds franchise may evolve.
Feature Films
One is already , it appears. Fine, but what about sequels? Perhaps a retelling from the pigs' perspective? The pilfering porkers may have a perfectly justifiable reason for stealing those eggs, you know. Their snorts and taunts? Just symptoms of bronchial infection brought on by excessive inhalation of bird poop. And if this family-friendly fare doesn't fly, there's always the horror genre. How about a slasher flick featuring the evil monkeys from ?
Reality Show
Imagine the potential for those staged clashes and conspiracies that reality TV viewers adore. The backstage back-pecking. The 's prima donna antics. Who knows, maybe the loony has a substance abuse problem. King Pig? Cross-dresser.
Excessive Spinoffs
Rovio's already brought us and Angry Birds Rio. Don't think for a minute they'll stop there. And when the idea well runs dry, the crossover titles will start to appear. If you enjoyed , you'll love Grand Theft Auto: Angry Birds Jacked My Ride.
PETA Protests
Hey, Rovio, what's up with all the savage pork pummeling? Animal rights groups will soon demand an Angry Birds overhaul. Perhaps a new character, Forgiving Bird, could slingshot kisses at the pigs?
Weight Watchers Endorsement Deals
That (aka, Big Brother Bird) could shed a few pounds. A series of Weight Watchers ads shows the Bloated One eating a sensible diet could spur Angry Birds' fans to rethink their diet and exercise habits.
Disney Buys Angry Birds
This one's bound to happen, sooner or later. Watch for Angry Birds-themed rides at Disney parks worldwide. And yes, Disney, unlike Rovio, .
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