1. Surprising absolutely no one, Steve Jobs introduced the sequel to Apple's smash hit iPad tablet this week. Which of the following is one of its new features?
a. It now comes in whiteb. You can play GarageBand on itc. Two (count 'em, two) video camerasd. Higher price tag
2. Because we just haven't seen or heard enough from him, Charlie Sheen decided to open a Twitter account. Which of the following is not one of the tweets he sent out this week?
a. Questions? I'm here for my people. Bring it.
b. My sons are fine. My path is now clear. Defeat is not an option.