But seriously, take a look at , an unintelligible app from Vietnamese developer Namphuong Star that's swiped the name and logo from the popular Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon series.
"There aren't any turtles in the game," notes App Store App Store reviewer Helpcantfindanickname. "A total waste of $5."
Now that the sanctity of both the iTunes App Store and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles has been corrupted, what's next? Our schools? Our governments?! Only time will let us heal, as both a nation, and as a .
This article originally appeared on GamePro.com as