Happy iPhone day, kids! Enjoy it while it lasts, because the s Andrea Chang and Jessica Guynn think Apples in dire need of a shake-up. For some reason.

(tip o the antlers to Phil Michaels)

Does the know Cook actually runs Apple &

Tim Cook is no Steve Jobs&

No denying that, Apple fans. Might as well close up shop and return the money to the shareholders. Damn you and your non-Jobsian genes, Tim Cook!