Oh, what to talk about today?

The Macalope could talk about the latest self-involved claptrap to come spilling from the mouth of Dan Lyons (Have I mentioned that I had a very popular blog once?!), who believes because he parodied Steve Jobs he knows exactly how Apple has failed his legacy in the last year. Or he could take on the Register, which said the iPhone 5 undermines western democracy. Before it even came out. Because it doesnt have a swappable battery and a memory card slot. No, they really said that, but youre going to have to take the Macalopes word for it because heck if hes going to link to that.

No, while these are both very annoying and intensely stupid pieces, the Macalope would like to focus on something else. How terribly boring the iPhone 5 is.

BOR-ING. BORING, BORING, BORING.

Just ask these guys.