The Macalope has been working himself out from under an avalanche of stupid after the launch of the iPhone 5, so let's press on in the hopes that some day we'll be able to move on to other matters--like --shall we?d"

So, take some vitamin D, do some deep knee bends, kiss your loved ones goodbye as if it's the last time you'll ever see them, and let's wade in.

CNet's Eric Mack says "."

You wouldn't know it from the sales numbers, the monstrous profits and the insidious hype...

"Insidious Hype"?! How did Mack guess Phil Schiller's rap name?!