Big love: In the worst-kept secret since Prince Charles began playing kissy-face (http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/04/09/royal.wedding/) with Camilla, Dell and AMD have gone public (http://www.infoworld.com/article/06/05/18/78472_HNdellamd_1.html) with their forbidden love. Later this year Dell will introduce a line of Opteron-based servers, its first non-Intel machines ever. Dell also vowed to go on a diet and improve its pitiful customer service, while AMD said it would kick Intel's butt if they didn't stop calling Dell in the middle of the night and hanging up.

TelaAzul da Morte: Microsoft has a plan (http://www.infoworld.com/article/06/05/22/78547_HNmspayasyougo_1.html) to compete with the US$100 hand-cranked PC: selling computers just like prepaid calling cards. For the past year, Microsoft has sold FlexGo PCs in Brazil with 10 hours of prepaid use -- nine of them probably spent waiting for Windows to boot up. When time runs out, the machine sits there like a boat anchor until you buy another card. With 512MB and 80GB drives, these FlexGo models might be "Vista Capable" but they're definitely not "Premium Ready." How do you say "blue screen of death" in Portuguese?

From Russia with blood: Blue Security thought it had a clever way to fight junk e-mail -- a free service that flooded spammers with opt-out requests. But then a Russian spam-merchant known as PharmaMaster played "Who's your daddy?" (http://weblog.infoworld.com/techwatch/archives/006432.html) on the security firm, taking its site offline via a DDoS attack, then doing the same to its ISP, backbone provider, the security firm hired to thwart the attack, and the firm's paying customers. Blue Security quickly decided to exit the anti-spam biz (http://www.securityfocus.com/news/11392/3) and find a safer line of work -- like, say, tasting food for Osama bin Laden.

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