Combine the friskiest group of mutant script-kiddies with the ongoing car-crash pile-up of media control-freak Rupert Murdoch's media empire and what do you get? According to dangerousminds.net, a front-page on Rupe's newspaper The Sun website claimed the jowly octogenarian was "hacked by a group claiming to be LulzSec, who uploaded a fake front page story that 'Murdoch's cold, lifeless body had been found in his private glasshouse, after overdosing on palladium'." The text bears the hallmarks of LulzSec: various in-jokes and a style that screams "FAKE!"...which is good as no matter what Murdoch's managed in his decades of media-manipulation, inventing stories about the death of an elderly man has a built-in not-funny-factor. But while Rupert was said to have been breathing his last, he was receiving crash-courses in PR charm prior to his scheduled appearance before Britain's Parliament.