The US$1 app is a mobile version of the . (This version was inspired by high school teacher Jerry Maguire.) CHS's take employs audio--tap or shake the picture of Shakespeare, and the Bard will rattle off a randomly-generated insult, calling you a "bootless, rude-growing mumble-news," for example or a "lumpish, tickle-brained dewberry."

CHS's Insulter is an amusing enough diversion, especially if you get a kick out of having your iPhone or iPod touch berate friends and associates for being mangled, sheep-biting lewdsters. But the amusement can grow pretty thin quickly--it'd be better if the insults were delivered with more of a vocal flourish than with the relatively flat intonation that the app uses. (This is Shakespeare, guys.) And while the Insulter mixes and matches words from different plays, it would definitely add to the app's value if you knew from which plays insults like "canker-blossom" and "puttock" originated.

Still, Official Shakespearean Audio Insulter is an entertaining little app. Only a spleeny, fly-bitten minnow would claim otherwise.