8 IT Cliches That Must Go

07.03.2011
Now that another season of NFL games has come to an end and our national summer pastime is about to begin, it's time to swap one set of cliches for another. Sports broadcasting is replete with cliches—nice, comfortable, familiar, predictable phrases that connect current sports fans with previous and future generations of sports enthusiasts.

We've just endured five consecutive months of phrases like: "He's really picking apart their defense," "They left it all out on the field today," and "That was a costly turnover." And we are about to endure eight months of phrases like: "Can he pitch his way out of this jam?," "That ball took a bad hop," and "He's swinging for the fences."

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Sports cliches seem so trite and hackneyed that I sometimes have to turn down the sound on the TV because I just can't take another round of them. I fantasize about retiring to a second career as a broadcaster, since all you need to know is twenty or so phrases that you use over and over again to describe what's happening on the field.

But then, the more I got to thinking about it, I realized that IT is equally guilty of using clichés to conduct routine business. So, with no prioritization, here is a list of the clichés that I've encountered most frequently in my career:

1. "It comes completely preconfigured and can be implemented right out of the box."